A joke that you may like ....
 

So, there are these two young guys preparing their A8/S8s for their first annual meet. They’ve done all the stuff - a 2 bucket wash, clay bar, machine cut, polish and so on. Many hours of work!

As they near the final preparations, one says to the other, “What would you do if a bird shat on your bonnet?”

“Well”, says the other guy “I certainly wouldn’t ask her out again!”

If this gets censored, I understand. :)

:rofl:+++

Tsk tsk Jim - and not even after the 9pm watershed either :rolleyes: