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entwisi 11th April 2009 08:25 PM

New use for the rear sunblind
 
it struck me today that we could use the rear sunblind as a way of 'communicating' to other road users :D

so what slogans would you like to 'unveil' to an unsuspecting other road user :D

"Turn your chuffing fog lights off you muppet!"

"You're inidcators are Fscked Mr BMW driver!"

" Hello Mr Policeman, I know I'm speeding but its worth it to see your face!"

Architex_mA8tey 11th April 2009 08:56 PM

or how about simply - "BYEEEE!!!" :ROFL:

Conan_the_Librarian 11th April 2009 09:10 PM

You know style when you see it! :)

Simon Wallwork 11th April 2009 11:38 PM

I would have thought that

'F*CK OFF'

Would be the most useful statement.

Either that or 'give me a break, I'm having a bit of gearbox trouble at the moment, so feel free to overtake'+++

billblank 13th April 2009 05:08 PM

"please stop beeping, you woke me up."

"your MUM"

"Bum Molesting W*nkers"

Purely off the top of my head you understand and no offence intended to Singh, it's more amusing that he drives a ditch pump, the fact it's a BMW is merely icing on the cake :):ROFL:.

Bill (praying to the forum Gods that no one takes him seriously but unable to resist being offensive)

DJStrange 14th April 2009 05:12 PM

"Get off my arse" would be my favourite, closely followed by "sort those chuffing headlights out".

I think maybe "Get over it" too, for those special traffic light occasions +++

Singh 14th April 2009 06:06 PM

None taken Bill, but I must warn you though, there is no way your 4.2 would get past my twin turbo 35MPG 'ditch pump' so you'd have to blind me with your headlights instead! Especially after my map which is coming soon (Mapped 335Ds have been timed at 4.8secs to 60 ) :rolleyes: +++

Anyway, how about a nice and simple 'Watch this' before speeding off, or 'Listen to this' for those that have custom exhuasts!

billblank 14th April 2009 06:31 PM

I'm just poor, bitter and jealous in no particular order :)

Bill

Singh 14th April 2009 06:33 PM

Me too, I'd love a black '8 +++

IT 14th April 2009 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Singh (Post 3352)
but I must warn you though, there is no way your 4.2 would get past my twin turbo 35MPG 'ditch pump'

Unless its raining of course.... :p


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