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Originally Posted by moltuae
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I'm going to argue that Jalopsticles is a false god.
First of all, the evolution of the Jeep has produced a higher and higher degree of rubbish.
Secondly, the United Shifts of Amanuals is known for having the lowest adoption of stickocracy in the world and it's influence on other nations is questionable.
Thirdly, automotive archiology has provided a lot of proof that automobiles existed for many decades before the Jeep. Jalopy scholars may argue that the method of ageing automotive archiological finds produces false results, but most stickiological experts agree the evidence is overwhelming that the Germans invented it first.
Jalopsticles is at best a profit, it's unlikely he died for the sins of Jeep, as Jeeps are still in the POS league and aligned closely with autocracy.