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There is a silver lining to all this, which is that this is my car which I bought for scrap money, and not one of your cars which you had thought was being maintained properly! I would not want to have had this conversation with any of you guys!
I'd be ashamed to have brought you a car to you in this state - though I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall to hear some of your expletives whilst you were doing this
+ I prefer the stills to the video - more to see and time to dwell on the detail than in a video clip.