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Old 13th April 2009, 05:08 PM
billblank billblank is offline
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"please stop beeping, you woke me up."

"your MUM"

"Bum Molesting W*nkers"

Purely off the top of my head you understand and no offence intended to Singh, it's more amusing that he drives a ditch pump, the fact it's a BMW is merely icing on the cake .

Bill (praying to the forum Gods that no one takes him seriously but unable to resist being offensive)
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"Man Math" - The means by which a caring husband convinces his wife that a 4.2 A8 is in fact cheaper to run than a tiny Auto crap box

"Being in touch with your feminine side" - The ability to, in the 30 seconds following a major accident, obtain your wifes approval for replacing your big german car with another "because otherwise we'd be dead".

See also sulking for two years until she finally allows you to get another purely on the basis of your current one being the wrong colour.
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