The Queen was in Glasgow when she formally met Alex Salmond, Scotland's First Minister.
EIIR: "How nice to see you Mr. Salmond."
AS: "Nice to see you Your Majesty. Now, what are we going to call Scotland when we win Independence?
EIIR: "Oh dear, one hasn't considered that yet!"
AS: "How about calling it a 'Kingdom' and then I will be King?
EIIR: "Oh Dear! One doesn't think that is appropriate."
AS: "How about 'Empire' then I can be an Emperor?
EIIR: "Dear! In one's dreams!"
AS: "All right! So how about calling it a 'Principality' and then I can be a Prince?"
EIIR: "Quite Near, Mr. Salmond! -- I think we will let it remain a 'country' and you can carry on as you are."
...and then she said (see attached)
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