I sleep with my keys in my bed side draw, a bear trap on the landing , M4 carbine 5.56 nato at my bed side , and tazer and industrial cable ties In the draw....
oh and this
Trunk Monkey 2:
http://youtu.be/xGPVD2Fdh0k
It will be a long 48 hours they remember for the rest of there lives .... They will soon buy a push bike and forget about the word car (evil Vincent price laugh )