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Old 10th June 2017, 07:11 PM
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Monty who!? Never heard of him.

I think the closest I've come to watching a gardening show was watching Bill and Ben, the Flower Pot Men as a child. If there's one thing that show taught me, it's that there are two types of plants; flowers and "weeeeeeeeds". Admittedly, I'm still not sure how you tell them apart, other than to gauge a lady's reaction as you give her a bunch of either. However, I think a safer indicator is price: If they were free, they're probably weeds; if they cost 60 quid a bunch, they're probably flowers.

Anyway, gardens are for parking your cars on. If you want to see some grass, go for a drive in the countryside.

Somewhat ironically, despite my complete ignorance of all things horticultural, two of my biggest customers are garden centres.
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