A joke that you may like ....
So, there are these two young guys preparing their A8/S8s for their first annual meet. They’ve done all the stuff - a 2 bucket wash, clay bar, machine cut, polish and so on. Many hours of work!
As they near the final preparations, one says to the other, “What would you do if a bird shat on your bonnet?”
“Well”, says the other guy “I certainly wouldn’t ask her out again!”
If this gets censored, I understand. 
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2002 Final Edition S8. Ebony black with Silver Grey leather and myrtle wood trim. Current mods: solar sun roof, 20mm rear spacers, 15 mm on front, red brembo callipers, 6k headlights, rear view camera, engine remap, alloy dash dial rings, alloy navi rings, tt/phaeton pedal upgrade, (and custom matching foot rest) dension ipod interface & parrot hands free kit (both fully hidden), av input, tv in motion switched thro' PF switch in blanking plug right of steering column, Audi 'quattro' sill covers, repositioned centre console switches, radio clock, .
Planned mods: auto-dimming rear view mirror, dash cam (as steamship's), fit the ski hatch, refit philips drl's (or maybe not - nope, definitely not - horrible botch!).
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