Thats what happens when you drive on the wrong side of the road.
Nearly happened to me once on the continent, but luckily I had my wits about me, unlike all those other idiots. They were on the wrong side!!!
I blame Bonapart.
Funny name he's got, never noticed that before. He was probably having a little giggle about his name when he overheard his ministers saying something about switching sides. "What's that you're saying?" "Er .... Nothing boss.. Um we just thought we could make everyone switch sides of the road".
"Eh! Oui Oui. Make it so"
"Phew! That was close, E nearly caught us"
But history tells us, he did indeed get em.
They were wiped out in histories first head on, multi cariage, horse and cheese wain pile up.
It was on the N1 in case your interested. I was there recently and you know what. They were still driving on the wrong side.
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