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New use for the rear sunblind
it struck me today that we could use the rear sunblind as a way of 'communicating' to other road users
so what slogans would you like to 'unveil' to an unsuspecting other road user "Turn your chuffing fog lights off you muppet!" "You're inidcators are Fscked Mr BMW driver!" " Hello Mr Policeman, I know I'm speeding but its worth it to see your face!" |
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or how about simply - "BYEEEE!!!"
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You know style when you see it!
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Conan (the Librarian) Watch it if you dare Currently, 2000 S8, Merlin Purple, Leather Pack 1, Winter Pack 1, SPAX adjustable suspension, AP Racing 6 pot front caliper, 385mm fully floating disks, EBC Yellow Stuff Pads, Black Diamond grooved rear disks and predetor pads, D2 Doctors Brake Block. 1997 4.2 A8SQ - the Projekt. 12 years and ongoing! 1997 4.2 A8SQ - Ming Blue. Restoration sat waiting; saved from the Scrapyard 2003 C5 Allroad 4.2Q - Cobolt Blue. Towing car. Laid up awaiting manual conversion. 2005 C5 Allroad 2.5TDi FE - Grey - Workhorse. 2015 Q3QS SLine - Daytona Grey. Lots of extras! Long Haired Admirals cutter. Previously 2003 C5 A6 1.9TDI FWD - Loaner from D2 Doctor Lifex 1997 S8 - Ming Blue. Loaned out and written off. I loved that car. My first engine swap after cambelt failure. 1996 4.2 A8SQ - Ming Blue. 178k on a cambelt! Trader's 8. Delivered to A8Parts at Lifex. 2003 2.8 A8SQ - powder blueish. Fill in for a while. Sold on. 1998 1.8T A4 Avant FWD. Ming Blue (there's a theme here), PEX for the 97 S8. And a list of non VAG going back 40 years before I saw the light. |
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I would have thought that
'F*CK OFF' Would be the most useful statement. Either that or 'give me a break, I'm having a bit of gearbox trouble at the moment, so feel free to overtake' |
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"please stop beeping, you woke me up."
"your MUM" "Bum Molesting W*nkers" Purely off the top of my head you understand and no offence intended to Singh, it's more amusing that he drives a ditch pump, the fact it's a BMW is merely icing on the cake . Bill (praying to the forum Gods that no one takes him seriously but unable to resist being offensive)
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"Man Math" - The means by which a caring husband convinces his wife that a 4.2 A8 is in fact cheaper to run than a tiny Auto crap box "Being in touch with your feminine side" - The ability to, in the 30 seconds following a major accident, obtain your wifes approval for replacing your big german car with another "because otherwise we'd be dead". See also sulking for two years until she finally allows you to get another purely on the basis of your current one being the wrong colour. |
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"Get off my arse" would be my favourite, closely followed by "sort those chuffing headlights out".
I think maybe "Get over it" too, for those special traffic light occasions |
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