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Old 6th August 2014, 06:39 AM
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Ignore the rant at the end of the article, but can this be real?

http://www.partsgateway.co.uk/pgtime...r-needs-petrol
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Old 6th August 2014, 07:44 AM
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Good spoof "Nano Flowcell Technology"
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Old 6th August 2014, 08:00 AM
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Ignore the rant at the end of the article, but can this be real?

http://www.partsgateway.co.uk/pgtime...r-needs-petrol
ummmm ...... No Jim,

Carrying 400ltrs of seawater would slow you down a bit as well as being a bit of a stability problem around the bends. Filter cleaning would be a time consuming job too to get all the jellyfish and krill out as well as having to go to the seaside to refuel (i presume you would have to replace the seawater after passed through the "nano flowcell technology"

I do LIKE Mr Dougal Dylan though and his comments - if real, he's totally barking and you couldnt make up people like him.
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Old 6th August 2014, 09:29 AM
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I do LIKE Mr Dougal Dylan though and his comments - if real, he's totally barking and you couldnt make up people like him.
Hmm…about as real a name as Zebedee Ermintrude…. Time to mooove on with a spring in my step, methinks...
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Old 6th August 2014, 01:20 PM
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Nice website intro. I hope it makes it and I see one on the street, vive la difference and all that, but its a bit flawed.
Weight 2300kg. Range 373 miles.
Where are they going to find 400l of seawater every 373 miles?
Maybe its only for those rich people living by the shore.
http://www.nanoflowcell.com/en#footer
http://www.autoexpress.co.uk/car-new...r-public-roads

If its electrolysing hydrogen out of seawater, from what I read that is a very inefficient and not energy dense process. Lithium batteries are much better.
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Old 6th August 2014, 01:25 PM
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And why seawater.. Sure the process would work better with tap water?
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Old 6th August 2014, 01:30 PM
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I think its to do with the salt and mineral content of sea water, it is already an electrolyte and will conduct a current. Its a long time since I studied physics, so I could be wrong.
You could add salt to tap water, but for 400l it might cost quite a bit for the salt
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Old 6th August 2014, 06:13 PM
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ummmm ...... No Jim,

Carrying 400ltrs of seawater would slow you down a bit as well as being a bit of a stability problem around the bends. Filter cleaning would be a time consuming job too to get all the jellyfish and krill out as well as having to go to the seaside to refuel (i presume you would have to replace the seawater after passed through the "nano flowcell technology"

I do LIKE Mr Dougal Dylan though and his comments - if real, he's totally barking and you couldnt make up people like him.
400 ltrs * 2.2lbs = 800lbs, yes would slow you down.

The article is bollocks in that makers claim its a form of battery. The makers are full of it as well as the description of the performance of the battery doesn't sound likely at all...


Now for something really amazing ....

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/08...mars_in_weeks/
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Old 7th August 2014, 01:52 PM
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Very interesting!

If you like that you're gonna love this,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFeqT4oQCdM

(the laser power source stays on the ground so it would be a sling-into-orbit system only)
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400 ltrs * 2.2lbs = 800lbs, yes would slow you down.

The article is bollocks in that makers claim its a form of battery. The makers are full of it as well as the description of the performance of the battery doesn't sound likely at all...


Now for something really amazing ....

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/08...mars_in_weeks/
The quote from NASA - Propulsive momentum transfer via the "quantum vacuum virtual plasma" is nonsensical sub-Star-Trek level technobabble. Nuff said.
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