Car History

So we all know what our current steads are but whats your history?

Mine is

Escort Mk2 1600 Ghia ( written off in big smash)
Escort Mk 2 1100 pop plus ( autotested to death )
Escort mk1 1300 GT ( lovely car, wish I still had this one, rally prep'd to decent level, sold it as I was driving like a tw@t )
Zephyr 4 mk3 ( bought because it was KEWL but dog slow, 70mph tops! no better feeling than pulling up outside teh clubs and getting out of a big black winged limo with loads of chrome )
MG BGT - shiny, classic, RUBBISH!!!!
Triumph Vitesse Mk1 2L ( rusty, old mans, quick as chuff 0-100, used almost every day in preference to the MG above, sold as SWMBO was learning and they wouldn't insure her )
Moss Malvern ( herald 1300 based kit car a la Morgan, CURSED!!!! given away to get shut of!)
Fiesta 950cc pop plus ( for SWMBO to learn in )
Austin A40 ( vandalised, written off )
Citroen BX ( waft tastic )
Rover 418 oil burner... ( new job, further away from home than used to, economy important, written off in big smash)
VW Golf ( stop gap whilst above was sorted )
Alfa 155 Twin Spark ( my first car that I converted to LPG, rust in peace )
Saab 9000 ( first decent waft mobile again LPG'd)
Volvo V70 2.5 LPT ( 200K and about to be fleabay'd )
Audi A8!!!!!


Additionally we've owned an MX5, 2 Suzuki Viraras a Volvo V40 2.0 turbo and now a company Astra DERV in SWMBOs name


OVER TO YOU !!!!