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#11
27th January 2017, 09:13 AM
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Bloke at uni put food colouring in his milk so if he caught anyone with blue milk on their cereal he knew who had helped themselves
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#12
27th January 2017, 09:24 AM
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The other person they we share milk with also got really annoyed and swapped the milk cartons over and filled the new one with water.
A couple of people just moaned about their coffee being ruined by our milk. haha  It might get petty :|
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#13
27th January 2017, 09:46 AM
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#14
27th January 2017, 10:01 AM
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Just put a sign there saying "Whoever is stealing my breast milk, please stop! Sharonda"
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#15
27th January 2017, 10:40 AM
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Possibly but I've only looked at ways to stop them. I've not filled it up with water or wanting to put food dye in. Breast milk could be an interesting note.
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#16
27th January 2017, 10:42 AM
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4 pints of breast milk would be impressive in it's natural containers!
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#17
27th January 2017, 10:57 AM
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There's some weird 'uns out there!
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#18
27th January 2017, 12:12 PM
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Mmmmmmm, bitty!
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#19
27th January 2017, 12:26 PM
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Easy solution >>>>
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#20
27th January 2017, 12:27 PM
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