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I wore one of them when i got married, a skirt that is not a David. But i never got into a car with it on, i suppose it would be gentlemanly to keep knees together, feet together when entering / exiting a car so you don't show your balls?
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1996 A8 4.2 QS. Bose, Solar roof, um...um... rally sport towbar. Now gone to a new home as the Traders 8. Bright yellow bus o love. |
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Common myth/error! Correct etiquette (invented by the Victorians, who also invented the tartan/clan relationship) is that underwear should be worn if the occasion involves either dancing or the presence of ladies
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2002 Final Edition S8. Ebony black with Silver Grey leather and myrtle wood trim. Current mods: solar sun roof, 20mm rear spacers, 15 mm on front, red brembo callipers, 6k headlights, rear view camera, engine remap, alloy dash dial rings, alloy navi rings, tt/phaeton pedal upgrade, (and custom matching foot rest) dension ipod interface & parrot hands free kit (both fully hidden), av input, tv in motion switched thro' PF switch in blanking plug right of steering column, Audi 'quattro' sill covers, repositioned centre console switches, radio clock, .Planned mods: auto-dimming rear view mirror, dash cam (as steamship's), fit the ski hatch, refit philips drl's (or maybe not - nope, definitely not - horrible botch!). |
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In the day if the Sergeant Major spotted knickers under your skirt you were in for a week of extra guard duties
Even had one Coldstreamer who carried a stick with a mirror on the end, said it was better than his shiny toe caps
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Ray at Wigan Pier 2014 A8L D4 4.0TFSI Gold (Sticker says "Beige") Can't leave you in a black smoke cloud anymore.. In progress, Nothing left to do. Gone 2004 A8 D3 3.0 TDI. Ebony Pearl Black (with little bits of other colours and glitter) |
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Just to clarify, it's not a skirt! It's a single piece of material wrapped around, so much more like a sarong!
But you guys and the cars look might splendid!
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All too often, the light at the end of the tunnel turns out to be a headlamp on the on-coming train of disappointment. 2016 S3 Sportback |
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Fab pictures and congrats to you all. Tis a bitter/sweet thing giving away ones daughter.
Hope you're educating your new son into the ways of the 8
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A journey of a thousand+ (epic) miles, begins with a single step, (to the door of an 8). Lau Tzu |
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The big problem is that they come back, the kids I mean.
We thought that we had got rid of ours but they both came home again. But we managed to get rid of the girl to another lad, poor sod, but he has turned out pretty good. Then we married the lad off to a young lady who did not realise the way of the world. That failed somewhat 'cos they both stayed in our house. Now we have the two of them plus their four kids. Some of you met the 8 year old at this years meet but there is now an addition at four weeks old.
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Ray at Wigan Pier 2014 A8L D4 4.0TFSI Gold (Sticker says "Beige") Can't leave you in a black smoke cloud anymore.. In progress, Nothing left to do. Gone 2004 A8 D3 3.0 TDI. Ebony Pearl Black (with little bits of other colours and glitter) |
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Kids as Workforce...
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Few Sons hear Dad cheering in the background when he announces his temp contact in the film business (yeah, tough thing to fall in love with ) is ending and "do we must mind if he stays with us for a while"! No Way Son; come home to Daddy!! Rob "send 'em down the Pit" Teal PS Very happily married 21 July 2017
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3.7 to the stars... D2, LPG kit, March 2000(road tax...) |
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Like buses... Can't find a decent D2 S8 and then three come along at once
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