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21st February 2011, 09:12 PM
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Good god, it's the north
Well here I am, North of Watford again. 4hrs in an A8 was a peice of **** but then I emerged into the wastelands...
It's cold and wet, like a dead sheeps arse. The car is filthy but locked up in gated and secure parking "if you'll just give me the keys the porter will drive it round for you" I think F***ing not. Food here is excellent. Waitress a bushpig which cheered SWMBO as I didn't lech, for which I have a valid permit I might add. Tuesday is shopping in York, weds is unknown but an escape may be allowed so what are you Northern monkeys up to? I'll buy you a shandy as we all know you're poofs etc. Can PM mobile number for ease of comms. Will check PMs in the morning if anyones about. Bill (typing on the crapper, and clenchhhhh)
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"Man Math" - The means by which a caring husband convinces his wife that a 4.2 A8 is in fact cheaper to run than a tiny Auto crap box "Being in touch with your feminine side" - The ability to, in the 30 seconds following a major accident, obtain your wifes approval for replacing your big german car with another "because otherwise we'd be dead". See also sulking for two years until she finally allows you to get another purely on the basis of your current one being the wrong colour. 
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#2
22nd February 2011, 07:26 AM
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York isn't really north thy knows. It's not until you meet someone who knows what trouble up t'mill is that you're really north (anyone claim to know the answer?).
And then there's the bit that just says 'here be dragons' on your map and men run around in skirts hunting unsuspecting haggis. It snowed here all day yesterday and you'd need a translator! 
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22nd February 2011, 07:34 PM
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Way to much info 
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A journey of a thousand+ (epic) miles, begins with a single step, (to the door of an 8). Lau Tzu
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#4
22nd February 2011, 08:56 PM
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Wheres home for you then Billblank?
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A8 Sport '99 4.2 V8 STOLEN 19/01/12 '92 Mini Mayfair (Sold) '80 Mini shell + V5 (for Sale) '72 Mini Pick up Supercharged 1380 '03 S4 Avant
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23rd February 2011, 06:00 AM
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23rd February 2011, 09:00 PM
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 I guess you could always improve your odds by getting a few down her, so to speak 
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A journey of a thousand+ (epic) miles, begins with a single step, (to the door of an 8). Lau Tzu
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24th February 2011, 09:41 AM
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 Check the pic - they are all Swampers.......
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#8
24th February 2011, 08:49 PM
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Cor!!!!!
 Keep that picture away from Conan, or he'll be suffering from special sock burn
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A journey of a thousand+ (epic) miles, begins with a single step, (to the door of an 8). Lau Tzu
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