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Old 19th July 2018, 05:02 PM
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Default Here's why a Bugatti Veyron oil change costs $21,000

https://www.cnet.com/roadshow/news/b...on-oil-change/


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKobwz7wJso
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Old 19th July 2018, 05:54 PM
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That was fascinating! Thanks for sharing, amazing.

They can't hold a candle to MJ tho!
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Old 19th July 2018, 05:59 PM
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Love the way they take the rear cover off and plonk it on the concrete floor!
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Old 19th July 2018, 07:56 PM
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Wot's an oil change?
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Old 19th July 2018, 09:46 PM
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Wot's an oil change?
Here you go Stephen. Here's how to change the oil in a Tesla

Y'all gonna wanna "pop the front trunk": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2c161VNkpA
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Old 20th July 2018, 01:41 AM
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Love the way they take the rear cover off and plonk it on the concrete floor!
...and the way they get to the bolts for the top cover! "It's carbon fibre, it'll take your weight, just lie on it"
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Old 20th July 2018, 09:01 AM
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Wow, just wow.

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Old 20th July 2018, 10:03 AM
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So it's not 'sealed for life' then?!
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Old 23rd July 2018, 12:55 PM
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Soooo....a not a sucky pump machine for $21K then
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