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16th February 2012, 09:35 PM
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I hate spammers
While I haven't been posting much due to lack of bandwidth and rebuilding my life I have been keeping an eye on the background activities in the Admins area.
Today as I have some bandwidth I have processed 54 new members. Only 23 of them passed the anti spammer checks, the first time more than 50% of new applicants have been found on anti spam databases. Sorry to all of you who like chinese copy trainers / pron / ink catridges / hamster food etc! 
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Conan (the Librarian) Watch it if you dare Currently, 2000 S8, Merlin Purple, Leather Pack 1, Winter Pack 1, SPAX adjustable suspension, AP Racing 6 pot front caliper, 385mm fully floating disks, EBC Yellow Stuff Pads, Black Diamond grooved rear disks and predetor pads, D2 Doctors Brake Block. 1997 4.2 A8SQ - the Projekt. 12 years and ongoing! 1997 4.2 A8SQ - Ming Blue. Restoration sat waiting; saved from the Scrapyard 2003 C5 Allroad 4.2Q - Cobolt Blue. Towing car. Laid up awaiting manual conversion. 2005 C5 Allroad 2.5TDi FE - Grey - Workhorse. 2015 Q3QS SLine - Daytona Grey. Lots of extras! Long Haired Admirals cutter. Previously 2003 C5 A6 1.9TDI FWD - Loaner from D2 Doctor Lifex 1997 S8 - Ming Blue. Loaned out and written off. I loved that car. My first engine swap after cambelt failure. 1996 4.2 A8SQ - Ming Blue. 178k on a cambelt! Trader's 8. Delivered to A8Parts at Lifex. 2003 2.8 A8SQ - powder blueish. Fill in for a while. Sold on. 1998 1.8T A4 Avant FWD. Ming Blue (there's a theme here), PEX for the 97 S8. And a list of non VAG going back 40 years before I saw the light. 
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16th February 2012, 10:44 PM
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Great to have you back Mike
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A journey of a thousand+ (epic) miles, begins with a single step, (to the door of an 8). Lau Tzu
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16th February 2012, 11:18 PM
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why oh why do you have to block the hamster food I'll never know....
Yet again my kids will starve for another week...................  Hi Mike 
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Andy. Current cars: BMW i4 M-Sport Peugeot 207 (the sons) Triumph Daytona 675 (2017 reg) =========================== Gone but not forgotten Ford Focus ST-2 Mk3 (the wifes) (stolen Oct 2023) 1972 T2 Bay Window Camper (Slow) Audi TT Mk1 225 - now with coil-overs and a 7inch touchscreen infotainment centre 2003 A8 Sport 4.2 (with ACC & LPG) (Feed up with all the issues so passed it on to a forum member) 2000 A8 FL QS 4.2 (with RNS-E - Nice ) (Engine poorly so sold on to be brought back by someone who has the time)
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17th February 2012, 07:00 AM
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As a moderator on another forum, I know what you mean. They now seem to have bots that go around, creating gmail accounts and the registering junk names on the forum. They are easy to spot, its just a manual hassle constantly disabling the accounts. From what I understand these bots are very intelligent and can get around nearly every captcha available.
We do not use VBulletin anymore, but switched to ipboard but the issues are the same.
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#5
17th February 2012, 07:28 AM
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It used to be the case you could authorise every new user, then spend a vigilant 48 hours killing off the bots, but they got wise to that and wait now. I've seen authorised users wait 3 months before dumping spam in...
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#6
17th February 2012, 08:08 AM
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I can send you over some chewy dog biscuits if you are in need! 
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Conan (the Librarian) Watch it if you dare Currently, 2000 S8, Merlin Purple, Leather Pack 1, Winter Pack 1, SPAX adjustable suspension, AP Racing 6 pot front caliper, 385mm fully floating disks, EBC Yellow Stuff Pads, Black Diamond grooved rear disks and predetor pads, D2 Doctors Brake Block. 1997 4.2 A8SQ - the Projekt. 12 years and ongoing! 1997 4.2 A8SQ - Ming Blue. Restoration sat waiting; saved from the Scrapyard 2003 C5 Allroad 4.2Q - Cobolt Blue. Towing car. Laid up awaiting manual conversion. 2005 C5 Allroad 2.5TDi FE - Grey - Workhorse. 2015 Q3QS SLine - Daytona Grey. Lots of extras! Long Haired Admirals cutter. Previously 2003 C5 A6 1.9TDI FWD - Loaner from D2 Doctor Lifex 1997 S8 - Ming Blue. Loaned out and written off. I loved that car. My first engine swap after cambelt failure. 1996 4.2 A8SQ - Ming Blue. 178k on a cambelt! Trader's 8. Delivered to A8Parts at Lifex. 2003 2.8 A8SQ - powder blueish. Fill in for a while. Sold on. 1998 1.8T A4 Avant FWD. Ming Blue (there's a theme here), PEX for the 97 S8. And a list of non VAG going back 40 years before I saw the light.
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#7
17th February 2012, 12:26 PM
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I love all these special messages.
F'r'instance I got 2 Emails yesterday, one telling me the IRS (Yank Tax Man) wish to give me a refund and one from HMRC (our Tax Man) telling me the same. I've sent off all my bank details etc and am now just waiting for the money to arrive. I don't pay tax anyway so any refund must be an error at their end so it will probably never be noticed I'll send you pics from my new holiday home once i have the money.....
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