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Old 22nd June 2015, 02:40 PM
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It's a complete mess. We need to rethink and redo the entire road infrastructure, giving bikes and motor vehicles their own space. But, since that's unlikely to happen any time soon, I think we all just need to learn to coexist and show more consideration towards each other.
I don't think we need to redo the entire road infrastructure, we need to educate both cyclists and drivers, drivers need to think outside the box and do the maths...

70kgs of skin, bone and carbon fibre bouncing off a 2 ton car doesn't take too much thought as to who will come off the worst.
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cyclists should be banned from car roads
this is bleeding obvious
Why do you think that's the case?
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Old 22nd June 2015, 03:20 PM
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Bleeding obvious

I like your reasoning.
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cyclists should be banned from car roads
Surely they are already. Car roads = Motor ways........
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I like this thread.

I think it's safe to say there are bellends on bikes and bellends in cars, vans and trucks.

but not all can be tarred with the same brush, i now drive down the cycle paths to overtake cyclists in the road.
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I was watching this thread with interest and I have to say that before and now I'm still 50/50 so decided to post some random and funny stuff just to brighten up the mood

FIGHT !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cyclist vs. Driver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-XIT4O6zyY

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...and this is a proper example of a proper ****
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I love the Irish system, having driven almost 2000 miles there in the last 2 weeks what a great idea - hard shoulder lane as shown in the pic is used for all slower traffic, bikes and tractors or if a slow lorry is approached from behind by faster vehicles they just indicate left and move across to the hard shoulder lane until they are passed. If turning right across traffic then other vehicles don't get held up they just undertake the car turning as needed
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