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Old 10th February 2018, 09:06 PM
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Default If you have a problem with your D2, who do you send for....?

MJ of course.

But who does MJ send for when she has a problem with a D2?

You know the answer..... Lump Hammer and Cold Chisel man. A man not afraid to use them on anyone else's A8!

Lump Hammer and cold chisel for hire. Free quotes available.
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2000 S8, Merlin Purple, Leather Pack 1, Winter Pack 1, SPAX adjustable suspension, AP Racing 6 pot front caliper, 385mm fully floating disks, EBC Yellow Stuff Pads, Black Diamond grooved rear disks and predetor pads, D2 Doctors Brake Block.
1997 4.2 A8SQ - the Projekt. 12 years and ongoing!
1997 4.2 A8SQ - Ming Blue. Restoration sat waiting; saved from the Scrapyard
2003 C5 Allroad 4.2Q - Cobolt Blue. Towing car. Laid up awaiting manual conversion.
2005 C5 Allroad 2.5TDi FE - Grey - Workhorse.
2015 Q3QS SLine - Daytona Grey. Lots of extras! Long Haired Admirals cutter.

Previously
2003 C5 A6 1.9TDI FWD - Loaner from D2 Doctor Lifex
1997 S8 - Ming Blue. Loaned out and written off. I loved that car. My first engine swap after cambelt failure.
1996 4.2 A8SQ - Ming Blue. 178k on a cambelt! Trader's 8. Delivered to A8Parts at Lifex.
2003 2.8 A8SQ - powder blueish. Fill in for a while. Sold on.
1998 1.8T A4 Avant FWD. Ming Blue (there's a theme here), PEX for the 97 S8.
And a list of non VAG going back 40 years before I saw the light.
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Old 10th February 2018, 09:17 PM
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Your chisel-fu was strong today
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Old 11th February 2018, 06:00 AM
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My ears still twitch if I ever hear anything like that noise!
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Old 11th February 2018, 08:32 AM
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Dare we ask who's car your talents were employed on?
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Old 11th February 2018, 10:29 AM
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The black FE I picked up recently. We pulled the interior out so it can be professionally cleaned before the grey plastic goes black and it goes in my S8, and then Mike set about removing the aftermarket locking wheel bolts which had been blasted in by a rattle gun. They were so tight that they key destroyed itself when I tried to remove them, but they couldn't withstand Mike and a cold chisel

How much red is too much red?

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Old 11th February 2018, 10:37 AM
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You cant get enough red - tho it might be OTT if you had put it into Deans!
The colour balance of that photo/my screen makes them look more purple tbh.
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Old 11th February 2018, 11:14 AM
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Mmm my phone camera is terrible.

The offending bolts after percussive maintenance

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Old 11th February 2018, 11:31 AM
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Mmm my phone camera is terrible.
You could try to adjust the white balance afterwards with a editing program.
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Old 11th February 2018, 11:53 AM
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I can adjust it on the phone, but the raw image is pretty rubbish to start with.

Fluorescent:




Daylight:




There should be some proper photos and maybe a video on Wednesday when the pros are here
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Old 11th February 2018, 06:15 PM
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My Eyes! My Eyes!
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Currently,
2000 S8, Merlin Purple, Leather Pack 1, Winter Pack 1, SPAX adjustable suspension, AP Racing 6 pot front caliper, 385mm fully floating disks, EBC Yellow Stuff Pads, Black Diamond grooved rear disks and predetor pads, D2 Doctors Brake Block.
1997 4.2 A8SQ - the Projekt. 12 years and ongoing!
1997 4.2 A8SQ - Ming Blue. Restoration sat waiting; saved from the Scrapyard
2003 C5 Allroad 4.2Q - Cobolt Blue. Towing car. Laid up awaiting manual conversion.
2005 C5 Allroad 2.5TDi FE - Grey - Workhorse.
2015 Q3QS SLine - Daytona Grey. Lots of extras! Long Haired Admirals cutter.

Previously
2003 C5 A6 1.9TDI FWD - Loaner from D2 Doctor Lifex
1997 S8 - Ming Blue. Loaned out and written off. I loved that car. My first engine swap after cambelt failure.
1996 4.2 A8SQ - Ming Blue. 178k on a cambelt! Trader's 8. Delivered to A8Parts at Lifex.
2003 2.8 A8SQ - powder blueish. Fill in for a while. Sold on.
1998 1.8T A4 Avant FWD. Ming Blue (there's a theme here), PEX for the 97 S8.
And a list of non VAG going back 40 years before I saw the light.
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