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Old 2nd February 2015, 03:41 PM
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Default Its Official - Scientists Confirm Link Between BMW Ownership And Being An Asshole

Cutting edge research by the Galway Daily News -

http://www.galwaydailynews.com/2015/...rship-asshole/
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Old 2nd February 2015, 03:56 PM
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Good one

I also read that BMW's Super Bowl (which was yesterday as BBC news keeps telling me) brand ambassador Katie Couric admitted on TV that she actually drives an Audi.

http://uk.businessinsider.com/bmw-am...ow-2015-1?r=US
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Old 2nd February 2015, 04:32 PM
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Ah but she probably did that so they would give her one! A BMW I mean.
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Old 2nd February 2015, 04:50 PM
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you can go off people real quick you know

http://www.ukrosrach.ru/?q=1iSR1Pzm9MQ
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Old 2nd February 2015, 04:56 PM
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He soon returns to his car when he notices the size of the trucker!
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Old 2nd February 2015, 04:59 PM
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Oh dear........I own a ghay hairdresser Bavarian biatch too
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Old 2nd February 2015, 05:54 PM
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'nuff said

http://cars.aol.co.uk/2015/02/02/wom...6pLid%3D326476
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The Galway News Beemer article made me laugh, but this link at the foot of the page made me laugh even more:- (Not car related…)


http://www.galwaydailynews.com/2015/...ng-reflection/
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That deserves a driving ban in my opinion, stupid woman could have got herself and others killed because of her stupidity.

As a driver of any vehicle you have a responsibility to know how to operate it, RTFM and use common sense
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Old 3rd February 2015, 01:00 AM
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As a driver of any vehicle you have a responsibility to know how to operate it, RTFM and use common sense
My mother was out in her car a few days back and on her return, declared to my father that she needed a new car because the old one had gone wrong, a warning light had come up on the dash...









It needed the washer fluid topping up
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