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Old 5th March 2018, 07:58 PM
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A "Windscreen washer low" warning. OK we all have on of those, but I'd like it to wake up and remind me when I'm parking up, rather than when setting off and got to be somewhere.
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Old 5th March 2018, 09:24 PM
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+1 for rear wiper. A lot of Jap imports had them...very handy...they also have the auto close mirrors too on some high end Toyota models.

I like the manual control of the PDC - the Infiniti doesn't have any control apart from a 'mute' button which kills the beeping until you got over 5mph.
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Old 5th March 2018, 09:26 PM
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The PDC on my Volvo comes on automatically at low speeds as you approach an obstacle. Still not quite sure what triggers it.
(The online manual implies that it is always active when speed is below about 10kph and it's range is about 3 feet max)
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Old 5th March 2018, 09:52 PM
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Talking about PDC, another little mod I want to do to mine is mute the radio when the PDC is active.
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Old 5th March 2018, 11:39 PM
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I wouldn't mind a circuit that can deactivate PDC when I'm towing! It's really annoying to have to keep deactivating it when reversing the trailer (6x4 box trailers are difficult to place where you want them first time!).
The factory tow pack on the Volvo does this (and gives you separate indicator indications too (should test the bulb warning!).
I suspect the D2 factory trailer loom would have done this too, but as they're NLA and unobtainium, I'll never find out...
Actually, even a toggle switch would do - is there a wire I can interrupt near the dash?
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Old 6th March 2018, 04:32 AM
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there was a company doing a module to allow this feature, I'll see if I can find it.

EDIT: Scroll down to reflex model. Being a VAG could work on a D2.

http://autowindow.tripod.com/products.html
Was is the optimum word here - I just emailed the bloke and he replied to say he's no longer making the modules...
Real shame that, as the feature list was excellent!
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Old 6th March 2018, 05:17 AM
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Folding seats and a rear wiper please. And front drains about an inch across so I don't have to unblock the cursed things.......
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Old 6th March 2018, 08:43 AM
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I'd like an OK button to cancel warning nags, even if it's just until the next ignition power cycle.

I hate it when a fault light comes on at the beginning of a journey, or even just the windscreen washer level warning, and I'm forced to look at it for the entire journey. Why is it more important to tell me (continuously) that my windscreen washer fluid is getting low than it is to display things like outside temperature and ice warnings?

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BMW has an electronic dip stick
My Citroen XMs had an oil level/pressure gauge. From memory, ignition-on would display oil level, which switched to pressure once the engine was running. I miss that feature. I preferred the petrol gauge on the XM too, which was graduated in gallons (0 to 17).

A couple more things I miss about my XMs that I wish my 8s had: A foot operated parking brake (which operated on a ratchet and was released by a lever on the dashboard) and Hydractive Hydropneumatic suspension, the best incarnation being 'Activa', which was fitted to some Xantias. An S8 with Activa suspension would've been perfect; luxury 'floaty' suspension while you're cruising along, combined with almost zero body roll when cornering. Being able to jack the car's ride height up at the flick of a switch is handy too, as is being able to drop it onto its belly while parked (which had the added bonus of making it impossible to get most conventional wheel clamps on).

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It might be possible to use the close-windows signal to do this, so you'd hold the lock button on the remote to fold the mirrors
I love that idea.

I wouldn't want auto-fold mirrors, for some of the reasons already mentioned, but I think a semi-auto option like that would be a great idea.
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Old 6th March 2018, 08:51 AM
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If you reckon the warning beeps on a D2 are bad - wait until you experience a D3 set of beeps, they take it to a new level and are slowly driving me crazy
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Old 6th March 2018, 11:15 AM
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+1 for rear wiper. A lot of Jap imports had them...very handy...they also have the auto close mirrors too on some high end Toyota models.

I like the manual control of the PDC - the Infiniti doesn't have any control apart from a 'mute' button which kills the beeping until you got over 5mph.
I had an UZZ32 Toyota Soarer (one of the last and the 'newest' one in Europe, actually!) and that had a rear wiper. Really found it useful in all honesty, never thought I would.

It also had the most awesome suspension set up you have ever experienced and four wheel steer that gave it a tighter turning circle than a London cab. Great car, shame they never made them with the VVTi engines
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