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10th October 2012, 04:56 PM
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BMW dealer Joke
A lady walks into a BMW dealership.
She browses around, spots the Top-of-the-line BMW 7 Series and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks Wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady With, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her accident, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you are going to poop yourself when I tell you the price." 
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10th October 2012, 04:58 PM
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Some more jokes:
Q: How many BMW car salesmen does it take to change your light bulb? A: It depends on your credit, current lease terms, and willingness to take a balloon payment! Q: What is the smallest part of an BMW? A: The owners brain. And, last but not least: Q: What do BMW owners and a bottle of beer have in common? A: They’re both empty from the neck up.  
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10th October 2012, 05:12 PM
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10th October 2012, 05:30 PM
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10th October 2012, 06:03 PM
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ahem, I had a Z4 before my A8, bloody good car
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