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Old 5th June 2013, 10:01 PM
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I love my 4.2 Tdi, I've done about 4000 miles in it now, and it is the perfect engine. It's also virtually the perfect spec, but I've given this some thought and here's my niggles list:

1) When I lock the car, just close the windows and sunroof completely so I dont have to stand there wasting 15 seconds holding the dam button down

2) I want to see MPG/Range/Av MPG all at once. My DIS is huge, why do I have to choose only one ?

3) Why is ventilated seats only available on comfort seats. I dont like comfort seats, and love sports seats, but would have liked ventilated also.

4) Why cant you get 3 spoke sport heated steering wheel....

5) The MFSW needs a simple 'next track', 'previous track' instead of the stupid thumbwheel that lets me navigate menus and other stuff. Seriously? I'm driving, if I'm going to start messing to that extent I'll use the MMI which is not too far away

6) The interior light pack has some fantastic lighting, but its not configurable in a way that is pleasing at all. 3 of the 4 insist on putting on overhead lighting which is bloody awful.

7) Why, when I'm on the phone, does both the DIS and the MMI screen have to show me I'm on the phone? If I've got Sat Nav on, then why suddenly make me blind to where the hell I'm going just because somebody decided to call me at the entrance to a 6 way intersection ?

8) When I have a diesel, and I'm cold starting with the start button - Have the intelligence to use the glow plugs for a few seconds before spending 10 seconds chewing away at the battery trying to start it cold

9) If I engage Sports mode on the gearshift, engage dynamic suspension too.

10) Sat Nav missing postcode entry. Really dissapointing when the D3 never got that feature

11) When the fuel light comes on, why the heck cant the Sat Nav understand that and helpfully point out whether there are any stations on route, or whether you really need to make a course correction

12) If you have a single failed PDC sensor on the front for example, at least still use the rear ones instead of crapping out altogether.

13) If I'm low on screenwash, remind me the second I open the door to climb into the car, not as i'm just driving off for the 8th time having forgotten repeatedly

14) Fold through rear seats would have been a real bonus on occasion for many 8 owners I'm sure

15) Armrests. What the heck were they thinking when they did the D3. The D2 FL armrests are huge, you can put small children in there, yet on the D3 they became utterly useless

16) Heated seats. Why cant I adjust the heated seat temperature, without it turning on the bloody climate, that I then have to turn off. Sometimes I like to drive with sunroof open, heated seat on, climate off. But every time you adjust the heated seat buttons the whole climate springs back into life again....

17) Radar cruise should work from 0-20mph, i.e. be able to crawl in bad motorway traffic. I think newer Audis can do this....

18) Autolights should come on at motorway speeds irrespective of light levels, and should come on when auto-wipers are wiping fast in bad rain....



I think thats it. It probably sounds like I'm moaning, but actually they are all very little things and overall I love it, it is the best car I've ever had.... I'm bowled over by the economy and performance, and to have radar cruise and B&O back has been utterly awesome. Making daily use of the fridge too
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2005 B7 S4 Blue, 2006 D3 3.0 Tdi Black, 1999 D2 4.2 Silver, 2003 D3 4.2 LPG Crystal Blue,
2000 D2 S8 Silver, 2007 3.0 Tdi Q7 Black, 2009 B8 S4 Black, 1998 D2 S8 Agate Grey,
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2010 A8 D4 4.2 Silver, 2006 C6 A6 2.7 Tdi Quattro, 2000 D2 4.2 QS/S8 Ming Blue (again), 2008 Q7 4.2 Black,
2009 C6 RS6 Saloon Daytona Grey, 2001 Fully Loaded A2 Tdi, 2006 Avant S6 Black, 2007 VW Caravelle Exec Black (almost an Audi)
2009 TT Roadster Daytona, 2015 Q7 4.2 tdi lava grey, 2002 GmbH D2 demonstrator, 2006 D3 A8 LWB 4.2 Tdi Black

Most Recent Audis:

2001 A2 1.4 Tdi Black, 2007 4.2 FSi Q7 ABT Blue, 2016 S5 Coupe Launch model, 2004 S4 B6 Cabriolet, 2016 Q7 Sline White, 2006 Q7 4.2 FSi Black, 2012 Q7 Sline+ 4.2Tdi White, 2008 Blue Audi S8

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Old 5th June 2013, 10:22 PM
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11) When the fuel light comes on, why the heck cant the Sat Nav understand that and helpfully point out whether there are any stations on route, or whether you really need to make a course correction
You'll be pleased to hear, the D4 now has this.
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Old 5th June 2013, 10:52 PM
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I always wanted to automatically mute stereo when reversing is engaged since I wanted to concentrate and listen to parking sensors when I do maneuvering.

I have solved that problem by feeding ground to mute pin of my RNS-E when the LED on Parktronic button is on. When LED turns off I remove ground from mute pin and RNS-E continues playing where is was paused.

This is very convenient. Just engage reverse and it's going mute immediately. When maneuvering is finished and car speed is growing the parktronic LED turns off automatically and this moment RNS-E continues to play music.

This was done with a simple optoisolator and I think I documented this mod here.
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Old 6th June 2013, 06:48 AM
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Id like twin turbos and a V10 some

Oh as for the d3 interior mood pack you can have it on with out the interior light by double pressing the 0 button on the interior light swich and the a single press of the on button will light up the rear and a second press will bring on the front aswell
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Old 6th June 2013, 07:11 AM
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18) Autolights should come on at motorway speeds irrespective of light levels, and should come on when auto-wipers are wiping fast in bad rain....

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I'm not sure if you were just testing us with this one.... The D3 does both of these things. 'Highway' lighting is configurable in the MMI I'm sure, which gives you dipped beam at motorway speeds, and Headlights on with wipers is also selectable, but that is either in the hidden menu or perhaps VAGCOM I cant recall.

If you need any help with these features feel free to make an appointment for a consultation....
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Old 7th June 2013, 12:08 PM
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"18) Autolights should come on at motorway speeds irrespective of light levels, and should come on when auto-wipers are wiping fast in bad rain...."

Mine does exactly this, not sure of the exact logic and I observe that the speed required may be >80mph, but there are so many versions of the front lighting over the years and specs. that I can see how some may and some may not.
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Old 7th June 2013, 08:05 PM
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I'd quite like my D3 to have a sat nav that doesn't stop working just as I really need to know which way to go, or randomly decide I'm suddenly off road.
I'd quite like the date and time to have some correlation with reality instead of resetting itself not only every day but now almost every journey. On the plus side I'm often back at home 2 or 3 days before I left work.
It might be reaching for the stars, but I'd be so happy if the DIS would stop randomly telling me one or more of my rear lights has stopped working when everything is fine.
It would also have been good for my blood pressure if the orange engine light hadn't recently popped on for 36 hours before deciding it's work was done and returned to splendid hibernation.

That said I'm still very glad its my car and if I only had TV my youngest would be even more impressed than I am.
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Old 11th June 2013, 08:39 PM
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It seems quite clever that the instrument lighting dims itself as the outside light level falls - to warn you it is time to put your headlights on.

But wait a minute, I always have my lights set to "Auto" which means they come on when outside light levels fall.

Was it beyond their abilities to synchronise the two features - it annoys me that the car knows it is dark enough to warn me to put the lights on yet still doesn't actually switch them on until it gets a bit darker (even when set to auto).

So glad I don't have anything serious to complain about or desire. Some would say the standard sound system is pants - but so is my hearing.

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Old 12th June 2013, 12:14 AM
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"18) Autolights should come on at motorway speeds irrespective of light levels, and should come on when auto-wipers are wiping fast in bad rain...."

Mine does exactly this, not sure of the exact logic and I observe that the speed required may be >80mph, but there are so many versions of the front lighting over the years and specs. that I can see how some may and some may not.
Interesting.... i've never seen lights come on, unless dark, and, ahem, I've probably satisied other requirements you suggest may be required...

David has promised me he will enlighten me as to where i'm being stupid, so I will hopefully be enjoying these benefits soon.

After all, the basic principal of having my xenons blazing at 'motorway speeds' is to make sure every fecker hogging my high speed lane knows I'm coming and to relocate swiftly to one of the peasant lanes......or is that just me ?...
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The 17 year old Driver Wagon 2015 Skoda Citigo Monte Carlo. Alloys, Power steering, Aircon, Leccy windows, Sat Nav, bluetooth, central locking, cup holders, 59 whole bhp. Million times better than my first car. Well jealous.....

The First 20 Audis:

2001 D2 4.2 QS Silver, 1997 D2 S8 Silver, 1999 D2 4.2 Silver, 2002 D2 S8 Dolphin Grey,
2003 C5 RS6 Blue, 1998 D2 S8 Black, 2000 D2 4.2 QS/S8 Ming Blue, 2003 D3 4.2 Ming Blue,
2005 B7 S4 Blue, 2006 D3 3.0 Tdi Black, 1999 D2 4.2 Silver, 2003 D3 4.2 LPG Crystal Blue,
2000 D2 S8 Silver, 2007 3.0 Tdi Q7 Black, 2009 B8 S4 Black, 1998 D2 S8 Agate Grey,
2006 D3 4.2 Tdi Blue, 2006 D3 S8, 2007 Q7 3.0 Tdi, 2006 C6 S6,

The Second 20 Audis:

2011 A7 Sline, 2001 A2 1.4 Tdi Black, 2002 A2 1.4 Tdi Silver, 2006 A8 4.2 Tdi Blue,
2007 4.2 Tdi Q7, 2006 S4 Cab Silver, 2010 RS6 Saloon Black , 2007 TT Roadster,
2010 A8 D4 4.2 Silver, 2006 C6 A6 2.7 Tdi Quattro, 2000 D2 4.2 QS/S8 Ming Blue (again), 2008 Q7 4.2 Black,
2009 C6 RS6 Saloon Daytona Grey, 2001 Fully Loaded A2 Tdi, 2006 Avant S6 Black, 2007 VW Caravelle Exec Black (almost an Audi)
2009 TT Roadster Daytona, 2015 Q7 4.2 tdi lava grey, 2002 GmbH D2 demonstrator, 2006 D3 A8 LWB 4.2 Tdi Black

Most Recent Audis:

2001 A2 1.4 Tdi Black, 2007 4.2 FSi Q7 ABT Blue, 2016 S5 Coupe Launch model, 2004 S4 B6 Cabriolet, 2016 Q7 Sline White, 2006 Q7 4.2 FSi Black, 2012 Q7 Sline+ 4.2Tdi White, 2008 Blue Audi S8

Everything Else

1989 Subaru Justy, 1986 Vauxhall Cartlton 2.0 GL, 1985 Vauxhall Carlton 2.2 CDi, 1987 Ford Sierra XR4x4, 1983 Vauxhall Senator, 1985 Vauxhall Senator 3.0i, 1997 Polo Saloon, 1997 Peugeot 306 1.9 TDi, Ford Sierra Sapphire 2000E, 1990 Subaru Justy, 2000 Subaru Impreza, 2000 Subaru Impreza RB5, 1993 Range Rover LSE, 2005 VW Bora, 2003 Skoda Superb, 2003 VW Passat V6 4 Motion, 1996 Peugeot 106, 2000 Range Rover 4.0, 2019 Tesla Model 3 Performance
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