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Old 30th June 2023, 08:04 PM
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Default WITW - A8 Lang

Some of you may remember I bought Johnny Quattro's A8 Long back in December last year, to save it from imminent demise. It's been lurking on the driveway since then while I had long covid (ironic), with me intending to fix it up and flip it.

Cue a conversation with a friend who happened to comment that "I really want a V8 again, but E39s are so expensive". Well... I can help with that I've been working on it for a couple of weeks now, still pretty limited on throughput but I'm getting stuff done.

In some circumstances the L looks so well proportioned you don't notice the extra 127mm.



The grey interior is dead. The extended leather door cards have suffered the same fate as the murple's and rotted away in our somewhat moist climate, so the swing lower trim is all getting swapped for black. The platinum alcantara headlining is staying of course, and the dash is already black which saves me some work.

First order of business is swap the door cards and realign all the door skins and window frames as they are typically all over the place.

One is never too old to learn new things. This trick with the door card I learned from Marcel and it left me wondering why I'd been struggling with them for so many years



The rear left window frame had been replaced so needed some extra alignment as they always do when swapped between cars.



The door lining / bitumen sheet thing appears to have undergone gravitational collapse. Good luck finding a used LWB door lining



So I made one from two standard linings



Nice black door card



Driver's door next, including replacing the mirror as the folding mechanism had got out of sync.



and rear right



Don't need these any more



Interior removed





Never seen a mouse nest in the centre console before. No idea how the little buggers sneaked in there Its an ongoing battle to keep them out when things are parked on my very rural driveway.



Don't need that any more either



Stripped bare



This car has been on my driveway with a dehumidifier running pretty much constantly for 5 months. Its still wet under the carpets.





I got the replacement carpet professionally cleaned by my friend Owain at MAD About Detailing



Much nicer



LWBs have a switch in the rear passenger door to move the front passenger seat back and forth. However, as this car has been retrofitted with the sport Recaros this switch was non-functional as they don't have the extra wiring. This will not do



The round black connector is for the rear door switch



The switch wiring is most cunning and is wired in series between the longitudinal adjustment switch on the seat and the motor. Its simple to break in to that circuit in the connector between the seat harness and the motor



so I made an intercept harness which connects the rear door, but is entirely plug and play This is the testing stage. I forgot to take a pic with the connectors attached.



Now the rear door switch functions as it should with a recaro in the front
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Old 30th June 2023, 09:01 PM
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Most excellent work as usual
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Old 1st July 2023, 05:54 AM
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I didn't realise how much I missed the WITW series until I saw this today.
And a platinum/black combo too. Cool.

Next episode please
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Old 1st July 2023, 07:10 AM
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Give the Doctor a chance, she's not 100% yet.
Good stuff Michaela. Take it easily.
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Old 1st July 2023, 07:34 AM
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Give the Doctor a chance, she's not 100% yet.
Good stuff Michaela. Take it easily.
Of course. No rush. I didn't want to seem impatient.
Just giddy with excitement 😁
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1st Place Winner - A8Parts Annual UK Meet 2018
1st Place Winner - A8-Freunde Annual German Meet 2018
2nd Place Winner - A8-Freunde Annual German Meet 2019
2002 A8L D2 with a factory fitted S8 engine and drivetrain - "Evergreen" - Irish Green Pearl (TBC) - magnolia leather seats with magnolia door cards/door trims, magnolia leather head-lining, extended leather pack 3 (dark green leather dash, upper door cards, steering wheel, lower dash, centre tunnel and rear parcel shelf), factory black external trim (in lieu of chrome), self-levelling suspension, Servotronic, Brembo brakes, "gullideckel" / "man-hole cover" / "pie-plate" 8Jx18 polished 10-hole design wheels typically seen on the W12, Park Distance Control, heated windscreen, multifunction steering wheel, Vavona burl (burr-walnut) wood inserts with cream/magnolia door switch trims, phone preparation to the front with Nokia 6091 phone, phone preparation to the rear with Nokia 6091 phone on the central rear console, third phone preparation in the rear centre console, rear blinds, rear headrest release feature, rear electric heated seats with lumbar and recline function (the rear passenger seat has the facility to move the front passenger seat forward), BOSE audio, Rear Screen Entertainment (RSE) with dual factory fitted Alpine screens, integrated DVD player (under the centre of the rear bench with 4 DVD storage slots) and two remote controls (the controls and inputs for the RSE are in the rear centre console and the screens can operate independently of each other,) factory supplied leather headrest covers to hide the rear screens, rear vanity mirrors (standard A8L), dark green rear wedge footrests with cream piping, front passenger memory seat, dark green floor carpeting and mats – piped in cream, rear slumber pillows for the headrests, integrated fridge with integrated tumblers inside the rear centre headrest bar compartment, solar roof, auto-dimming interior and exterior mirrors, factory driver’s seat fire extinguisher, tire pressure monitoring system, first aid kit, 12 V socket in the boot, TRACKER, derestricted – top speed is 155mph plus
2007 A6 Allroad C6 3.0TDI Quattro - Highland Green (Audi Exclusive Colour) - Cream leather interior with Wood, Advanced MMI, Keyless, Bose, Advanced PDC, Sunroof, Heated Memory Seats, Adaptive Xenons, Adaptive Air Suspension, Servotronic

Previous (went to good homes):
2002 A8 D2 2.8 Quattro Sport - "Big Red" - Tornado Red (Special Order) - Twist Interior, PDC, Passenger Memory Seats, Symphony II with BOSE, Heated Front Seats, Bi-Xenons, Auto-dimming Mirrors, 20" FE Wheels, Servotronic Steering
2002 A8 D2 2.8 Quattro Sport - Aqua Blue Pearl - Twist Interior, PDC, Sat Nav Plus with BOSE, Multi-changer, Heated Front Seats, Bi-Xenons, Auto-dimming Mirrors, Avus Wheels

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Old 1st July 2023, 08:53 AM
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Most excellent work as usual
I feel honoured to see my ex-girlfriend of 11 years being tended to by the good doctor. I had to say goodbye to the A8L thanks to our friend Sadiq Khan. My current S5 (B8) is Euro5-compliant.

The silver QE2 looks much nicer with different door cards. The electric door mirrors moving forwards and then clicking past the correct position and then ending up at '10 to 2' started happening the day I got the car back from the paint shop, back in 2015. I couldn't work out what had happened, so I had a look at them and quickly discovered that I didn't know what I was doing, so I left it well alone.

This car has the badge of honour of having done 3 laps of the Ring back in 2018, and also parked up next to Sabine's Porsche by mistake back at the Longhorn Saloon where I stayed.

You did make me laugh MJ when I read your comment about the special limo button: "This will not do". It was also a genius move making up that replacement LWB door lining.

I will be following this thread with great interest.
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Old 1st July 2023, 04:44 PM
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I didn't realise how much I missed the WITW series
Next episode please
100% agree. But no rush, just nice to see this/you back up and running, but at an appropriate pace....
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Old 1st July 2023, 06:37 PM
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In some circumstances the L looks so well proportioned you don't notice the extra 127mm.

Still as nimble as a SWB?
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Old 1st July 2023, 07:57 PM
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A silly question about the passenger seat movement control from the rear seat.
Does it have an interaction with the (airbag-related) seat occupancy sensor, or does it just rely on anyone sitting up front shouting "Oi"?
(I think I know the answer to that... )
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Old 1st July 2023, 08:12 PM
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Yeah I think you know the answer to that

An inauspicious day today. I was tracking down why VCDS won't talk to anything and discovered a fishpond in the electronics box. Did the usual and blasted all the water out, contact cleaner, and WD40, then refitted all the connectors. Now it won't start

The ECU has corrosion on several pins and although its rare for them to get damp inside, it appears to have a short on the K-line so stops everything else talking. Of course that also means it won't tell me why it won't start... sigh
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