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5th October 2012, 06:30 AM
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Friday's Funny
The teacher was asking her students what they wanted to be when they grow up. It was Johnny's turn.
Johnny: "I wanna be a billionaire and go to expensive clubs. Find a bitch, buy her a million dollar apartment in Vegas. Get her a Ferrari. Buy her a beach house in Miami , a jet to fly in, get her expensive jewelery and have s*x with her 3 times a day." The teacher was at a loss for words and didn't know what to do. She just proceeded along and asked Alice what she wanted to be. Alice replied: “ I’d like to be Johnny's bitch!!" 
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5th October 2012, 07:33 AM
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In light of recent news, i was surprised the teacher didnt jump in before Alice..
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