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28th February 2014, 03:41 PM
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Ahhhhh I'm Blind, I'm Blind. . . .
OMG!!! yikes . . .
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28th February 2014, 04:10 PM
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When I read the headline, I thought well, his parents must have warned him that doing that too much would have that effect....
...but then I saw the photo. Oh dear But my company's parent company might like it; it's their corporate colours: www.renishaw.com
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#3
28th February 2014, 04:19 PM
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The Russians beat them to it I think:
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2nd March 2014, 07:30 AM
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The colour scheme was obviously conceived by Ron Burgundy while brushing his teeth with a live lobster
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#7
2nd March 2014, 05:53 PM
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The owner probably thinks it is 'sick'.
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3rd March 2014, 11:20 PM
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People should receive criminal records for doing such a horrible things to cars
It makes me sick & 
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#9
7th August 2014, 08:06 PM
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Now where have I seen that colour scheme before?
 Personally I blame Porsche for inspiring all of these Muppets!   Just because you can do it, doesn't mean it should be done! Hell I could get in my car wearing a thong and trying to drive at a hundred miles per hour with just my feet... but that don't make it a good idea  Regards, Mark.
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