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Old 29th July 2013, 01:36 PM
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Old 29th July 2013, 01:56 PM
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Old 29th July 2013, 03:10 PM
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I saw this one as I went into Wales last week - what does it mean then?

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Old 29th July 2013, 03:32 PM
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I saw this one as I went into Wales last week - what does it mean then?

That is just wrong totally WRONG , for a start he should have welly boots on and drop the sheeps back legs in, that way it can't run away
And it looks to me like that sheep is pushing back
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Old 29th July 2013, 04:43 PM
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That is just wrong totally WRONG , for a start he should have welly boots on and drop the sheeps back legs in, that way it can't run away
And it looks to me like that sheep is pushing back
There speaks the voice of experience lol
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That's why the best place is at the edge of a cliff - now that really makes them push back
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There speaks the voice of experience lol
No! I don't know what you're talking about i've never even seen a sheep or what ever you call it before

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That's why the best place is at the edge of a cliff - now that really makes them push back
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Reminds me of the story about Hamish, in the Sheriff Court on a charge of voilating a sheep.

The Sheriff (judge) says to Hamish, "Hamish, just tell us in your own words what happened."

Hamish says, "Well, M'lud, I'd just put the hind legs in my boots and pulled her tail to the side when she pee'd all over me!"

Sheriff, "Aye, Hamish, sometimes they do that!"
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