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Old 6th August 2014, 03:54 PM
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we've seen all this before on this forum with somebody attempting to justify onboard electrolysis to provide hydrogen. Unfortunately as HP and Ainar point out you need a lot of power in the first place and it doesnt meet the laws of physics as we know them.
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Ye canny change the laws of physics. If I learned nothng from TV I learned that.......
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Ye canny change the laws of physics. If I learned nothng from TV I learned that.......
But didn't you ever watch Star Trek?
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Old 6th August 2014, 06:13 PM
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ummmm ...... No Jim,

Carrying 400ltrs of seawater would slow you down a bit as well as being a bit of a stability problem around the bends. Filter cleaning would be a time consuming job too to get all the jellyfish and krill out as well as having to go to the seaside to refuel (i presume you would have to replace the seawater after passed through the "nano flowcell technology"

I do LIKE Mr Dougal Dylan though and his comments - if real, he's totally barking and you couldnt make up people like him.
400 ltrs * 2.2lbs = 800lbs, yes would slow you down.

The article is bollocks in that makers claim its a form of battery. The makers are full of it as well as the description of the performance of the battery doesn't sound likely at all...


Now for something really amazing ....

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/08...mars_in_weeks/
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Old 7th August 2014, 01:52 PM
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Very interesting!

If you like that you're gonna love this,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFeqT4oQCdM

(the laser power source stays on the ground so it would be a sling-into-orbit system only)
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Old 8th August 2014, 10:58 AM
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400 ltrs * 2.2lbs = 800lbs, yes would slow you down.

The article is bollocks in that makers claim its a form of battery. The makers are full of it as well as the description of the performance of the battery doesn't sound likely at all...


Now for something really amazing ....

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/08...mars_in_weeks/
The quote from NASA - Propulsive momentum transfer via the "quantum vacuum virtual plasma" is nonsensical sub-Star-Trek level technobabble. Nuff said.
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The quote from NASA - Propulsive momentum transfer via the "quantum vacuum virtual plasma" is nonsensical sub-Star-Trek level technobabble. Nuff said.
LOL yes they did say that ... But we can all dream ....

I do wonder, why not get a chunk of metal, put in a set of slide rails with two electro magnets, one at each end. Slowly pull the chunk of metal to it's full extent. Then wack on the electro magnet and let it clang into the other end. ... Instant go ...

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