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sloss 23rd April 2012 12:11 PM

Have you done your Tax Return yet?
 
They sent my income tax return form back to me! :(

In response to question 4,

"Do you have any dependants?"

I replied –

"2.1 million illegal immigrants,
1.1 million crack heads,
4.4 million unemployable people,
901 thousand people in over 85 prisons,
and 650 idiots in Parliament."

Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

Who did I miss out? :rolleyes:

tonupkid 23rd April 2012 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sloss (Post 39282)
They sent my income tax return form back to me! :(

In response to question 4,

"Do you have any dependants?"

I replied –

"2.1 million illegal immigrants,
1.1 million crack heads,
4.4 million unemployable people,
901 thousand people in over 85 prisons,
and 650 idiots in Parliament."

Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

Who did I miss out? :rolleyes:

A Land Rover

The_Laird 24th April 2012 08:23 AM

Around 50% of public sector employees (I know some do a good job) with early retirement and fat pensions


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