How to wash your car.....
 

...according to Chapman's Car Compendium! :tuttut:

I think John and Mike, to name just a couple, will have a fit! :ROFL:

You'll need to zoom in a little to read it, but it's worth it just to imagine the cringes across the forum!

yikes! :eek::eek2::eek::eek2::eek:

Yes, I can see a new swirl mark (if nothing worse!) in every line.

A bucket of water from the river and an old bath sponge will suffice +++

I hear that brillo pads are all the rage now :p
Drys off with a lovely mat finish

Those green scotch brite pads also leave a nice matt finish +++

You guys don't know what you're talking about, i've used the Brillo pad and it has left swirls, now been and got a Scotch pad and gone over the area and it's ruined my paint :mad:

Keep rubbing with the scotch brite and the swirls eventually join up and you will be left with a stunning matt finish :ROFL::ROFL:

But John will still be able to restore it to a mirror finish! :)