I do feel for all of you with "Asda/Tesco" type damage.
I've had a few over the years, even suffered three on the 8. Two were the "nobody there" ones but one was an elderly guy who I saw having a few tries at parking, front end first. This old boy managed to hit our 8 twice and then denied it when I spoke to him, and his wife ran away. Turned out that he was five years younger than my 75 at the time.
By the way I am currently in my 77th year. I have been taking an annual medical and doing a CPC course every year to keep my bus licence alive. I am still licensed to drive a double decker with trailer, though I have let all my other vocational licenses lapse.
I think that Mark has made a couple of valid points and would agree with tests like that if they were instigated correctly.
I can only warn you all in advance:-
Be aware at all meets where this old fogey is attending.
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Ray at Wigan Pier
2014 A8L D4 4.0TFSI Gold (Sticker says "Beige") Can't leave you in a black smoke cloud anymore..
In progress, Nothing left to do.
Gone 2004 A8 D3 3.0 TDI. Ebony Pearl Black (with little bits of other colours and glitter)