Do I risk hijacking this thread?
Definitely quailfies for strange electrical issues!
Looking through the first scan above I saw a lot of errors the same as what I'm getting with my scan today, with modules I've never had issue with. The scan stemmed from me coming out this morning and the car appearing dead as a dodo and not responding to the remote whatsoever. I didn't have time to investigate further but when I got home later I tried my other remote with the same result. I thought I'd maybe left the car unlocked overnight and the battery was flat but on testing it was 12.4 volts so I used the key to open the driver door and as I turned the key I immediately saw the handle light illuminate so all in order there. I sat into the car with the key and it started on the button without issue. I subsequently got out of the car and locked it successfully with the remote. I did a scan which I didn't save where about 90% of the modules were throwing errors mostly voltage issues with the wiping motor, horn and parking brake standing out to me for some reason. I thought maybe I had gotten water into the CCM or something with all the recent heavy rain, and subsequently I'm getting intermittent key not recognised errors only to work 5 minutes later, so there's definitely something amiss. I've cleared the DTCs and going for a drive and seeing what I have when I return.