"Meine kleine Schwartze Schwein" for it's ability to barge through london traffic like a pig diving for the trough. DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA ETC.
Current one is "schnuckle putsch". term of endearment I've heard used in German families.
Feeling your pain sarge 
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"Man Math" - The means by which a caring husband convinces his wife that a 4.2 A8 is in fact cheaper to run than a tiny Auto crap box
"Being in touch with your feminine side" - The ability to, in the 30 seconds following a major accident, obtain your wifes approval for replacing your big german car with another "because otherwise we'd be dead".
See also sulking for two years until she finally allows you to get another purely on the basis of your current one being the wrong colour.
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