[gninnam]

Choose A. - Floored it and kept up with him (no extra aerials or SWMBO in my car).
Coming up to the next roundabout, he slowed down then went the same way I was going so floored it again - narrowly missing a car in the process, but I floored it too.

Came up to another roundabout where I had caught him up and again he floored it so I did too.

Thought he was out to have a blast.
Got stuck behind slower traffic (which he over took) then saw him waving his arm through the window so thought he was going so flashed him - at the next roundabout, he turned right and I went straight on - next thing I know he is right up my tail (I had never been right up his chuff during the drive!!

I floored it again and overtook a few cars, so did he - now at my turn off so indicated right, so did he so pulled into a large carpark as I thought he wanted a chat.

Pulled in and and pulled along side - looked across and he was shaking his fist and giving out expletives....


So got out of the car - he wanted to know what the f@ck I was doing racing him in my pile of ****e and wanted a fight..............

I told me that he was the one in front and flooring it and I was just keeping up - thought we were just 'mucking about'.

He went mental and told me if I said anything else it would be my last!!!!

Did think of tw@ting him but full of people around and didn't fancy GBH for this tosser.

He then drove off, still shaking his fist etc.

Think he was p@ssed off because my 'pile of ****e' had kept up with his

Or had I been a nob head??