Strip to bare shell. Convert to two door, fit facelift front bits, flare arches slightly and spray black. Throw interior into skip. Fit wrc spec. multi point roll cage and various braces and struts as the whim takes me. Find a W12 lump and manual gearbox. Supercharge. Have interior done in a nice alacantra to cover the metal and sound proofing bits. Fit 2.8 badges. Hunt porkers on track days.
Bill
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"Man Math" - The means by which a caring husband convinces his wife that a 4.2 A8 is in fact cheaper to run than a tiny Auto crap box
"Being in touch with your feminine side" - The ability to, in the 30 seconds following a major accident, obtain your wifes approval for replacing your big german car with another "because otherwise we'd be dead".
See also sulking for two years until she finally allows you to get another purely on the basis of your current one being the wrong colour.
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