[Conan_the_Librarian]

Pedant!!!! Just because I ride a bike doesn't mean I'm a bad person!
You, of course, get the coconut!
From Wikipedia......

• Alcock Tarn,
  
• Angle Tarn,
• Angle Tarn,
  
• Bassenthwaite Lake
• Beacon Tarn
• Bigland Tarn
• Blackbeck Tarn
• Bleaberry Tarn,
• Blea Tarn,
• Blea Tarn,
  
• Blea Tarn,
• Blea Water,
  
• Blelham Tarn,
• Blind Tarn,
• Boretree Tarn,
• Bowscale Tarn,
• Brothers Water
• Burnmoor Tarn,
• Buttermere
• Chapelhouse Reservoir,
• Codale Tarn,
• Cogra Moss,
• Coniston Water
• Crummock Water
• Dalehead Tarn,
  
• Derwent Water
• Devoke Water
• Dock Tarn,
• Easedale Tarn,
• Elter Water
• Ennerdale Water
• Esthwaite Water
• Floutern Tarn,
  
• Foxes Tarn,
• Goat's Water,
  
• Grasmere
• Greendale Tarn,
• Grisedale Tarn,
• Gurnal Dubs,
• Harrop Tarn,
• Haweswater Reservoir
• Hayeswater
• Helton Tarn,
• High Dam Tarn,
• High House Tarn,
• Innominate Tarn,
• Kentmere Reservoir
• Knipe Tarn,
• Lanty's Tarn,
• Levers Water,
• Lingmoor Tarn,
  
• Little Langdale Tarn
• Little Tarn,
• Littlewater Tarn,
• Loughrigg Tarn,
• Loweswater
• Low Tarn,
• Low Water,
  
• Meadley Reservoir,
• Moss Eccles Tarn,
• Over Water,
• Parkgate Tarn,
• Potter Tarn,
• Red Tarn (Helvellyn),
• Red Tarn (Langdale),
  
• Rydal Water
• Scales Tarn,
• Schoolknott Tarn,
• Scoat Tarn,
• Seathwaite Tarn,
• Simpson Ground Reservoir,
• Siney Tarn,
• Skeggles Water,
• Small Water,
  
• Sprinkling Tarn,
  
• Stickle Tarn,
• Styhead Tarn,
  
• Tarn at Leaves
  
• Tarn Hows
• Tewet Tarn,
• Thirlmere
• Three Dubs Tarn,
• Three Tarns,
  
• Tosh Tarn,
• Ullswater
• Wast Water
• Watendlath Tarn
• Wet Sleddale Reservoir
• Windermere
• Wise Een Tarn,
• Woodhow Tarn,
• Yew Tree Tarn,

As you can see. Only one lake in the Lake District. Talk about bigging it up for tourists. I was well disapointed with all the waters, meres and tarns. Give me a good lake anyday!!!