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Old 5th March 2012, 03:53 PM
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Default A little Irish Compassion

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women, from England , Scotland and Ireland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The English woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'

The man said 'No' so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The Scottish woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'

The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The Irish woman came to him and said, 'Have ya ever been fooked lad?'

The man broke into a big smile and said, ‘No’.

She said, 'Aye - Ya will be when the tide comes in.'
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