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Old 5th October 2012, 06:30 AM
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Default Friday's Funny

The teacher was asking her students what they wanted to be when they grow up. It was Johnny's turn.

Johnny: "I wanna be a billionaire and go to expensive clubs. Find a bitch, buy her a million dollar apartment in Vegas. Get her a Ferrari. Buy her a beach house in Miami , a jet to fly in, get her expensive jewelery and have s*x with her 3 times a day."

The teacher was at a loss for words and didn't know what to do.

She just proceeded along and asked Alice what she wanted to be.

Alice replied: “ I’d like to be Johnny's bitch!!"
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