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Old 6th June 2009, 07:03 PM
billblank billblank is offline
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Yellow sponge, scabby duster and mop bucket in the boot I may bring up a new sponge to wave in the direction of a certain gorgeous black S8 just to find out how fast I can run the hundred yard dash. .

It's a lovely evening down here, the wife is out with friends for a birthday meal so I think I'll go and wash mine and, maybe, just maybe, polish it. Though I have just this second realised that I've left the pritt sticky pads at school that I was going to use to affix my plate. Bollox.

Bill
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"Man Math" - The means by which a caring husband convinces his wife that a 4.2 A8 is in fact cheaper to run than a tiny Auto crap box

"Being in touch with your feminine side" - The ability to, in the 30 seconds following a major accident, obtain your wifes approval for replacing your big german car with another "because otherwise we'd be dead".

See also sulking for two years until she finally allows you to get another purely on the basis of your current one being the wrong colour.
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