Yellow sponge, scabby duster and mop bucket in the boot

I may bring up a new sponge to wave in the direction of a certain gorgeous black S8 just to find out how fast I can run the hundred yard dash.

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It's a lovely evening down here, the wife is out with friends for a birthday meal so I think I'll go and wash mine and, maybe, just maybe, polish it. Though I have just this second realised that I've left the pritt sticky pads at school that I was going to use to affix my plate. Bollox.
Bill