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Originally Posted by sloss
Glasgae lassie well pregnant phones for an ambulance...
"Ma waters HIV broke, ah need an ambliance right noo!"
"OK" says the Controller, "where are you ringing from?"
"Ma erse tae my ankles, ye idiot" was the reply  |
Play on words: where are you ringing/wringing (wet) from? As the lassie's waters have broken, she's wringing (wet) from her posterior to her ankles.
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2002 Final Edition S8. Ebony black with Silver Grey leather and myrtle wood trim. Current mods: solar sun roof, 20mm rear spacers, 15 mm on front, red brembo callipers, 6k headlights, rear view camera, engine remap, alloy dash dial rings, alloy navi rings, tt/phaeton pedal upgrade, (and custom matching foot rest) dension ipod interface & parrot hands free kit (both fully hidden), av input, tv in motion switched thro' PF switch in blanking plug right of steering column, Audi 'quattro' sill covers, repositioned centre console switches, radio clock, .
Planned mods: auto-dimming rear view mirror, dash cam (as steamship's), fit the ski hatch, refit philips drl's (or maybe not - nope, definitely not - horrible botch!).
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