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Originally Posted by 47p2
There 10 cows in a field, which ones nearest to Iraq??
Coo Eight!
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There are 100 cows in a field, which one's on holiday?
The one with the wee calf!
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Coo (Scottish pronunciation of cow) eight: Kuwait
Wee calf: week off
If you need further translations, let me know. 
I've applied for a job as tranlator to the independent Scottish Government so the European Parliament will understand what they're talking about. Oh, but they won't be in the EU will they? 
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2002 Final Edition S8. Ebony black with Silver Grey leather and myrtle wood trim. Current mods: solar sun roof, 20mm rear spacers, 15 mm on front, red brembo callipers, 6k headlights, rear view camera, engine remap, alloy dash dial rings, alloy navi rings, tt/phaeton pedal upgrade, (and custom matching foot rest) dension ipod interface & parrot hands free kit (both fully hidden), av input, tv in motion switched thro' PF switch in blanking plug right of steering column, Audi 'quattro' sill covers, repositioned centre console switches, radio clock, .
Planned mods: auto-dimming rear view mirror, dash cam (as steamship's), fit the ski hatch, refit philips drl's (or maybe not - nope, definitely not - horrible botch!).
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