Haha Scott, if that kinda thing is enjoyable for you then perhaps a life on ocean waves would suit you.
Its not always bad weather and guns as you could imagine, and I must say I do love my job.
I had a great trip out in the Philippines last year, was an interesting trip just to get to the boat. If I get some time then I might upload a vid of the journey out there sometime.
The old school cafe racers were part of the ton up club but the bike I lust after is a new build.