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Old 7th February 2009, 05:55 PM
billblank billblank is offline
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The way it demolished the side of a ford fiesta, destroying two panels and lights and mirrors whilst sustaining a small scuff on the bumper and door rubbing strip. When I found the owner they refused to believe I'd hit their car with the Audi.

It was a choice between the fiesta and the bus that decided he wanted an extra two foot or so of road. . The first time I've ever struck another vehicle, just don't mention ditches, sharp turn chevrons, hedges, a very tall pole that a garden center hung flower baskets from, the back wall of a pre-fab garage (from the inside), a collection of thirty odd garden gnomes artfully arranged in someones front garden and a pig sty in Essex.

Bill
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"Man Math" - The means by which a caring husband convinces his wife that a 4.2 A8 is in fact cheaper to run than a tiny Auto crap box

"Being in touch with your feminine side" - The ability to, in the 30 seconds following a major accident, obtain your wifes approval for replacing your big german car with another "because otherwise we'd be dead".

See also sulking for two years until she finally allows you to get another purely on the basis of your current one being the wrong colour.
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