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Originally Posted by Conan_the_Librarian
I will be about throughout so post your cold weather problems here I may be able to give a sensible and sober answer; or maybe not! 
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As a smoker I am being forced outside my place of work during this period of inclement weather. Due to the '8 consuming a bucket of petrol if I move it from the car park to outside the grounds I am forced to endure the chill winds. Various extremities are suffering from this experience to the point that taking a pee afterwards requires torches and both hands (by now also freezing) to locate said extremity.
As an experienced navy hand, so to speak, do you have any advice on how I can avoid my male colleagues believing that my fumbles are some form of masturbatorial ritual. I'm getting some odd looks.
Bill