20 minutes ago, before going to the Coop in Knutsford for some bacon and milk. I got into Mrs Cozza's Škoda 1.9 TDi Estate [first time I drove it since summer, whilst she on holiday to Magaluf with her work pals, all female]

[reason me not going in A8 as it might get scratched by a$$holes at this time at night

].
Before starting up the engine. I noticed a weird smell from the driver's side window. I got out, went inside, asked Mrs Cozza why was there a weird smell. Her reply was: "today, when leaving work. I took my smelly pointy heels off and played with my tired feet in the car, putting them on the window whilst wearing my pantyhose and work clothes luv!

"
I got some disinfectant and sprayed it all over the window, and then set off to Coop