philistines

[B@fink]

Upon returning to my car i was unhappy to see some oaf had fed my car a nice piece of cucumber. Just spiked it right onto my ariel. Anyone who's anyone can clearly see an A8 is a steak eater. Buffoons.

[tonupkid]

Maybe they thought it was as cool as.....
You know what, I NEVER have a spare cucumber to hand when I'm wandering round a carpark. Some people are just so well prepared

[B@fink]

perhaps they thought it needed to loose weight and were offering dietery suggestions, but frankly, how rude.