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Old 20th October 2010, 05:53 PM
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Question Oh so wrong. In many (kinky) ways

Audipages. Main gallery picture. Uhu!

What's going on?
That there driver is defo bare on the upper parts. Yet her (maybe it is her) reflection in the mirror is... Clothed... Weird!
How neatly the mirror has captured her... Assets.
I'm confused, there's mixed messages coming through.
Cor! look at that interior
Wow! There's a naked babe driving it
How great are those (alluringly clothed and pert) breasts in he mirror
Why is she wearing a Nazi cap?
Is this some dominatrix in a big, thrusting German motor, with all that supple leather caressing her naked bare skin

See. I'm confused, flustered & bored. So I corrected it


Last question. Why do the Germans seem to have all the fun?



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Old 20th October 2010, 09:46 PM
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LMAO! you have WAYYYYYY too much spare time!
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Old 20th October 2010, 09:55 PM
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Ear infection = Earache. Can't hear. Cant work. Getting veeery bored.
Why do people retire? It seems everyone I know has joyfully chucked their jobs for early retirement. Works easy, there's always something filling your time up

Two predictable things I hear people say..
I never knew how I found the time to work.

And, in the breath following telling me they have a diesel. 'Do you know how many miles I can get to the gallon'.
How do they stay awake long enough to work it out. That's what I want to know
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And, in the breath following telling me they have a diesel. 'Do you know how many miles I can get to the gallon'.
do they do a little piggy snort after saying that by any chance?
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Old 21st October 2010, 08:15 AM
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Oh thats Frank he's just the driver, the fake hair is part of the plastic police hat It was obviously a hot day and he'd taken his shirt off instead of putting the air con on, or the stereo.
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