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Old 14th March 2012, 06:11 PM
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Default Car bodges!!

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Old 14th March 2012, 06:19 PM
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haha isnt that dezzy's land rover?

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Old 14th March 2012, 08:59 PM
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Don't see the problem with the red bull can exhaust repair, I'm sure that most of us have done something similar during our time as motorists (for MOT) I certainly have in the past + exhaust putty & clamps

Cardboard & P40 inner wings & chassis legs with plenty of underseal, nothing as awful as the rest of the pictures though.....
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Old 14th March 2012, 09:03 PM
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*note to self.. don't buy car from night train*

But yep.. can't beat a good MOT bodge, like leaving all the crap in the boot to stop them looking at a screwed tyre
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Old 14th March 2012, 09:14 PM
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Just leave the spare wheel out.... the spare wheel only needs to be checked as part of the MOT *if* it is present......
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Old 14th March 2012, 09:18 PM
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Just leave the spare wheel out
I think I knew that even before I passed my driving test.
(and that was 45 years ago!)
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Old 14th March 2012, 09:20 PM
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Yep. Fixed my Capri exhaust with a Heinz Baked Bean can.
Somehow a Red Bull can seems better
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Old 14th March 2012, 09:24 PM
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It's the only valid use I can think of for anything to do with Red Bull.

On a relevant note I had an email "inviting" me to buy my petrol at BP and get a discount. To do so I had to buy 2 cans of Red Bull.
Easy decision - buy Shell as usual; no expensive BP petrol and no Red Bull - double result.
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Old 14th March 2012, 09:27 PM
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I seem to recall filling a hole in a rusty Rover wing with a McEwans Export can rolled out flat and pop rivetted in place, before smoothing over with Davison's Isopon and painting, looked slicker than a pig on ice when finished
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Old 14th March 2012, 09:28 PM
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Repaired the chassis on my first cat some 38 years ago with a Castrol GTX tin some Davids Isopon copious amounts of underseal and a few hands full if dried muck thrown on top
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