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Old 17th February 2015, 07:28 PM
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Off to a wedding in Essex leaving this Thursday for a Friday wedding. Are there any precautions I need to take? Am I likely to catch UKIP fever there this time of year with an election on the horizon? Are St George's Cross number plates compulsory? Should I be taking a white van?

Mr D: It's 411 miles to Great Dunmow, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

Mrs D: Hit it.
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Old 17th February 2015, 08:11 PM
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Mr D: It's 411 miles to Great Dunmow,

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probably need to take at least one fuel stop then
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Old 17th February 2015, 08:25 PM
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Are your jabs up to date? Lol

Dunmow is lovely anyway.
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Old 17th February 2015, 08:36 PM
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It's a splendid place, famous for bacon - the Dunmow Flitch and all that.

Mate of mine (lives 150 yards away) has a daughter who is a teacher and lives there.
Guess what her husband is?

Yep, pig farmer!
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Old 17th February 2015, 08:52 PM
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If you're using the A1, then there's roadworks from Scotch Corner for about 20 miles with average speed cams.
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Old 17th February 2015, 09:10 PM
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If you're using the A1, then there's roadworks from Scotch Corner for about 20 miles with average speed cams.
That was the plan, thanks for the update Richard.

I am afraid it will take a tank and a bit - even with my cautious driving! I never go above 95.
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Old 18th February 2015, 01:27 AM
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Have you packed your white stilettos?
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Old 18th February 2015, 05:55 AM
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As you come off the A1 to join the A14 towards the M11 you'll run into a permanent specs installation which goes on for miles and miles from the A1 to the start of the M11. That section of the A14 is a notorious accident black spot, so keep your eyes peeled.

The section of the A1(M) passed peterborough is nice and wide at 4 lanes, usually quiet and frequented by unmarked cars because its used regularly by certain motorists who like to see how fast their car can go.

Hopefully you'll have exited the A1 before you run into the miles of 60/50 limit with Gatso and Truvelo cameras.
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Old 18th February 2015, 07:07 AM
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Mr D: It's 411 miles to Great Dunmow, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

Mrs D: Hit it.
What?
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Old 18th February 2015, 07:41 AM
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What?
You never seen The Blues Brother?
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